69
Why does the weatherman predict 69* of weather for an entire week? I mean, it's an estimate. It'd be very simple to round up or down a degree, right? Avoid the speculation, the innuendos and the crass jokes.
But, no, for an entire week the weatherman predicted "a high of sixty-nine degrees".
Reason being? He wanted to see the world get a little more action.
Thank you, Mr. Weatherman. Thank you.
2 comments:
I hope he was winking and giggling when he made his prediction. Also, I hope the folks behind the camera were echoing the "69" and high five-ing each other. I hope a lot of things.
-Sean
ps
SIXTY-NINE!!!
I hope a lot of things, too, Sean.
Like, I hope the Devil Rays win the World Series...
But, sometimes life gives us lemons. And, well, you know how the saying goes..."As much as the weatherman trys, we might not get SIXTY-NINED but we can still give a solid HIGH-FIVE!"
What? That's not the old saying?!
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